Just can't understand

I'm wondering if I scare people from time to time. My ability to shock even the men I have seemed to keep in my life (obviously the ones I haven't fucked senseless that is) It just baffles me that I am somehow more dirty minded then the company I keep. I can't tell you how often I feel I have to hold back, Just the other day I had the girls and Sam over, (Sam is more girl then I am most of the time, but I love him dearly, He and his boyfriend Eric whom I have only heard about sound so damn cute, they make me want to vom, nevertheless he is one of the girls too) and we were talking about Bethany's new man. I think she called him Pete? Haha that’s right Peetus Mcfeetus or so his friends called him. Obviously a nickname to make up for something, but Beth assures me he made her cum several times. They met at a bar and Beth was flirting with him, had a few drinks and Im sure she told him he was in for a good night if he played his cards right, took him back to hers and she seems rather smitten with him. That reminds me I must get the low down on their night out the other night. It was his birthday and Im pretty sure she got him something he would enjoy to unwrap, I know this because I helped her pick out the 'bow' as it were, it was a hot sexy pink lace bra with a big black bow holding the whole thing together. She looked pretty damn hot in it, so I can’t wait to find out how many times she made him blow his beans. Now Bethany is a Dear friend, she loves to get down and dirty like me, She never skimps out on the details but our other friend Natasha, not so much. She is not the kiss and tell type of gal, She is very loyal and is looking for Mr Right, and I think that’s lovely, I just don’t want Mr right, I want Mr Right now! And Chris, well him and Eric are fucking each other like rabbits so he can't complain. It's just me that can't seem to settle down. Oh well. I myself am looking forward to my hot date next week. Met this guy John in a club, he was tall, dark hair, blue eyes, god im getting wet just thinking about him. He came up to me while I was getting the drinks for the girls and asked if I wanted to dance, Now usually I would of but I felt bad as we were out spying on Eric for Sam, He thought he was cheating on him, so we were on a mission, he looked pretty disappointed, I would of loved to of spent all night finding ways to put a smile on his face but instead, I have him my number and he text me that night so we arranged to meet up for a few drinks back at the same club. Well I'm off to cook some dinner and go to bed, Might even think about how my dates going to go with john and frag myself to oblivion.